Artist:Jasper Santos Topic: Pool Man

I've always wanted to wear a suit like this and swim around San Fernando Rd and Tuxford when it gets flooded. Unfortunately it hasn't rained lately...darn it!

artist: francis brillo topic: pool man

owning a swimming pool requires upkeep no matter the "cost." say hello to your daily variety water-bowl-on-my-property expert. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!! maybe sunblock should somewhat help his non-apparent discoloration. um yes there is swim attire underneath all that....

Artist: CM Topic: Pool Man

The few, the proud, the un-sung hero, the pool-man. He cleans other people's urine from our summer oasis and clears the insect carcass floating on top of the muddy green water we bathe in. There are no stories written about him (save for porn) nor are there poems to tell of his plight. But there will always be this cheap-late-at-night-half-asleep-booze-induced interpretation of his daily struggle. I salute you pool man. (sorry, no hot girls in the background although I did include my ex-wife swiming in the pool. The Humpdae Blog is not liable for sudden blindness striking its readers.)

(ps: I joke around but truth be told anyone who makes a living without killing one or stealing from another is someone to admire, regardless of their job.)

artist: francis brillo topic: dim sum lady

i was hit with a dose of hayao miyazaki while drawing this week's hump day idea. his films convey all sorts of off-the-wall concepts executed well and leave audiences in amazement. wonder how many people would accept chinese cuisine from a ginormous server....time to eat more dim sum!!

Artist: CM Topic: Dim Sum lady

Ok, so this may not seem exactly as the topic suggested but it's 1:30 in the am and I don't care anymore. Just want to turn in my homework. I wanted to do a SF2 piece but since the topic had nothing to do with it I had to do something to incorporate something of Street Fighter into it. A better title for this is "BFF". I know E. Honda is Japanese and Dim Sum is a Chinese delicacy but judging by his physique I felt he could appreciate the food more than Chun Li, Fei Long, etc. Hope you guys like it.

ps: I had planned to do Mrs Swan from classic Mad TV but instead I just used her as an inspiration.

Artist:Jasper Santos - Sketch Topic: DIM-SUM LADY

I love me some deep fried shrimp on a sugar cane stick! and just to make it even better, how about some mayo to dip it in!!! YYYYUUUUMMMMYY! OH YEAH!

Dim-Sum lady rocks!

MMA

an undisclosed source recommended mma moves for our drawing topic. being non-educated in mma personally i cringed a bit but still gladly obliged. here's what the brain poured out.

Artist:Jasper Santos - Sketch Topic: Office Worker

Medium: Lumber crayon and Acrylic paint on Illustration board.
I think everybody can relate with what the mug says "FUCK WORK!". They do sell an actual mug like that. My friend's dad (R.I.P) was carrying a mug like this during his son's concert with pure Jack Daniels in it! I think I'll be using this mug in my paintings as a trademark in memory of his dad.

OFFICE WORKER

like any employee, office workers start off with a give-it-my-all work ethic. as time passes your "work" spirit gets eaten up slowly because of low morale, politics or just plain bull up to the point where you simply don't give a f*** anymore. i picture this sad soulless bastard. and no. smoking did not kill him.

My stuff so far

These are my images. The 1st was under the topic "office day". I figured the "suicide with a magnum" although appropriate, was probably over done. So I came up with this one:
This other one was under the title "mma moves", not "greek man's dream" so... don't go there.


The 1st was all done on Painter X while the second was was sketched on ball point pen, scanned and painted on Painter X. Still trying to learn it so this blog is gonna be great practice for me.

Artist: Jasper Santos - Sketch Topic: Office Worker

I was sketching these guys during our company meeting... i use to get in trouble for that during my childhood days in class. The teacher would punish me for sketching in class during the lecture. I guess they thought I wasn't paying attention to them. Even though I heard everything they said.